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This is from a pro player's perspective.

First of all, I just want to say this game used to be amazing and fun but now has gone to absolute shit thanks to its developers. I used to play it all the time. It's just the doing the same shit over and over and it's getting tiring.

  1. The team events: They used to be both challenging, fun and playable. But ever since they changed the max limit for each section of the team event to 15,000 points, making the max score to 60,000 or 75,000 points. That really ticked off most of the players, including myself. This change fucked up the scoring system. What do I think of this change? UNNECESSARY! Time Attacks went from having possible max scores to having impossible max scores that only cheaters can get. Wheelies are the most annoying of all since you gotta keep your front wheel in the air and due to this game's annoying physics, I do think getting the max score IS possible, but only on some maps. Now onto the no fuel distance, easiest way to get a max score, but is still a pain in the ass.

  2. The recently added race tracks (cups): Please don't get me started on this, the latest race track, which is set at night and is full of obstacles, is the most unplayable piece of shit I have ever played, I fucking hate this map, it's so unclear on where to go, it's a 2D game, how can you make a confusing map for a simple 2 dimensional game? What in the fuck?! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING??!

  3. The vehicles: I know they can't make a new vehicle better than the previous one, the newest vehicle, the Muscle Car, is one of my favourite vehicles in the game, but there's one problem, its jump shocks are kinda poor, you can't jump while idle, due to its burnout ability, why can't I put the car in neutral to jump? That's because there is no neutral gear! Another vehicle, the Beast, is not a beast at all, because it destroys itself over time, making it undrivable, it has a durability stat, why does this car have to break down? If it's called a Beast, then why does it break down? Why not call it Retro Racer, since it's design is based on 1930s race cars?

Well that's all I have to say on the state of this unplayable piece of shit.

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I'm starting to fucking lose it again, I am livid, I can't stand this shit anymore, I wanna leave this country so bad and move anywhere but the United States, Australia and the UK. Why, you may ask? 4 words...


TRUMP.

ON.

AUSTRALIAN.

NEWS.


Again.... I can't stand this orange FUCKING ape anymore, why must we hear and see everything he does? WHY? WHY? WE LIVE IN FUCKING GOD DAMN AUSTRALIA NOT IN THE DIVIDED STATES OF ASSHOLE? Last time they talked about this fuckstick of a human big mac, it was about Kanye West, he met the McDonald Burger in the White House. I'll say this once and once only: THEY WILL BRING THIS BIG MAC-FUCKING OOMPA LOOMPA IN EVERY FUCKING TOPIC THEY TALK ABOUT. Go back into your mother you stupid fucking asshole of an attention seeking C*NT. I'LL MAKE YOU CHOKE ON A BURNT SAUSAGE, A PICKLE AND A CHILLI ALL PUT IN AT THE SAME TIME.


Also, to the media: THERE IS A FUCKING WAR THAT IS ONGOING IN UKRAINE FOR A YEAR AND YOU ARE STILL FUCKING FIXATED ON NOT ONLY PRINCE HARRY WITH HIS BOOK BUT ALSO THE FORMER PRESIDENT OF NEITHER UKRAINE NOR RUSSIA BUT THE FUCKING USA. FUCK YOU, RUPERT BIGCOCH, ALSO KNOWN AS RUPERT MURDOCH.

I can't stand watching TV anymore, I just want to throw the TV out of the fucking window, or just make it only for the games I play.

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This goes out to the bitch at my school for constantly nagging me to go the year 12 formal.


You always say to us REPEATEDLY that we are in year 12, but you keep forcing and telling us that we MUST go to the formal. Bitch please, you are not my mum, besides, mum and I will be going to the local Japanese restaurant, I bet you brainwashed my friends into going to this damn formal which the location is like 30-40 kilometres away, so fuck that, I'm not going there, it's in Wollongong and I've had a bad experience there too, I said to the teacher about my bad experience in Wollongong, she said "That's in the past" really? That experience was so bad that I had a headache, a really bad one....


Now for the school, these year 7 students mock me and my opinion on this ugly hairstyle, saying that they're "cool", they have this hairstyle because of those footy players, they were inspired... That's why in one of my most recent status updates saying "No wonder why I can't get a girlfriend" in all caps, is because of these young assholes who can't stop being annoying little shits.... The school was celebrating "Wear it purple day" celebrating inclusivity. INCLUSIVITY MY ASS, they don't even care or include students with disabilities, special needs, and autism, ONLY the students with sexual preferences and sexuality. We are apparently animals, that's why our classrooms are at the back of the school where the agriculture gardens and animals are. Ableist school deserves to be knocked down.

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I'M FUCKING DONE WITH THIS SHIT, CAN'T TAKE A FUCKING BREAK FROM HEARING ABOUT DONALD TRUMP! HE'S NOT FUCKING RELEVANT ANYMORE SO SHUT THE FUCK UP.

ALSO, MY MUM HAS BEEN ANNOYING ME MORE THAN THE FRUSTRATING GAMES THAT HAVE BEEN PISSING ME OFF!! SHE GIVES ME WARNINGS LIKE I AM A FUCKING 5 YEAR OLD, I AM 18 YEARS OLD, DO YOU EVEN KNOW THE DIFFERENCE?!? THEN YOU'VE GOT THESE FUCKING TEACHERS IN THE SCHOOL TELLING US OVER AND OVER AND OVER AGAIN THAT "YOU'RE IN YEAR 12 NOW" HOW ABOUT YOU TELL US SOMETHING WE DON'T KNOW!! I'M FED UP WITH LIFE AS IT IS, I REALLY SHOULD RUN AWAY BECAUSE MY MUM HAS BEEN IRRITATING ME, SHE SAID TONIGHT "YOU HAD A GOOD AFTERNOON" SHE'S PUTTING THIS SHIT ALL ON ME, ONE THING TO KNOW:

-IF I AM GETTING ANGRY, DON'T FUCKING SHOUT AT ME, PLEASE POLITELY AND CALMLY TELL ME TO TRY TO CALM DOWN!

-OR LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.

I'M DONE WITH LIFE AS A WHOLE. I HAVE A RIGHT TO OPEN MY WHOLE GOD DAMN MOUTH, DON'T I?!

YOU RUINED MY AFTERNOON AND NIGHT BY NOT FUCKING LEAVING ME ALONE AND TELLING ME TO CALM DOWN!

FUCK YOU AND FUCK THIS FAMILY, I'M DONE.

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I AM SO DONE WITH THE MEDIA TALKING ABOUT DONALD FUCKING TRUMP, THERE ARE 26~ MILLION PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN AUSTRALIA, WE DON'T LIVE IN THE FUCKING USA, WE DON'T WANT TO SEE OR HEAR HIM OR HIS FUCKING NAME! JOE FUCKING BIDEN IS PRESIDENT NOT DUMB OLD DUMP!!! NOW THERE'S A NEW OUTBREAK OF COVID-19 IN MY STATE BECAUSE SOME DUMBASSES WERE INFECTED ON A CRUISE SHIP, THIS IS THE SECOND TIME AN OUTBREAK HAS STARTED ON A CRUISE SHIP IN THIS STATE!! FUCK IT


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